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Marco Rubio, secretary of state, has taken a brave stance on a prudent matter ripping at the fabric ... Read More

Songs for Creating Demons Dec. 12, 2025

Not to plug my new supernatural thriller, "The Great Dick: And the Dysfunctional Demon," but you may... Read More

Falling In Love with the Office -- Again Dec. 11, 2025

Still working from home and loving it? There's a word for people like you. The word is "old." You're... Read More

Add to Cart! Don't Stop Now! Dec. 06, 2025

Happy Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Buy Now Pay Later Sunday, Cyber Monday, Giving Tuesday,... Read More

Socializing Out of the Office? You're Out of Your Mind Dec. 04, 2025

Are you an innie or an outie? If you watch "Severance," you'll definitely know. The hit TV show is a... Read More

McCarthy Was Totally Misunderstood, Bro Nov. 29, 2025

It is hereby the official position of Florida's State Board of Education that Joseph McCarthy was ac... Read More

Will Licking Ruin the Friendship? Nov. 22, 2025

I almost never check work email on a Saturday, but I must have known deep down that a sitcom script ... Read More

Yo, Piggy! Nov. 21, 2025

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"Yo! Fat Girl! C'mere. Are ya ticklish?" So rapped the late rapper Humpty Hump, describing a good op... Read More

The Dream Monstrosity Nov. 21, 2025

Want to buy a house? It's in a great neighborhood. In walking distance of excellent schools. It's th... Read More

Quiet Please -- I'm Trying to Not Work Here Nov. 20, 2025

I don't know whose bright idea it was, but the person who came up with the concept of the open offic... Read More

These Fifth Graders Have Wise Opinions Nov. 15, 2025

I will speak to almost any room about the miracle of local news. However, one annual event strikes f... Read More

Want a Promotion? Lift Your Pinky Nov. 13, 2025

You're throwing a dinner party for a bunch of tech bros. You know there will be fist-pumping and ch... Read More

Down With Light Bites Nov. 08, 2025

I get the same question at every cocktail event. When I kindly wave off a cater waiter circling with... Read More

My Favorite Dental Appointment Nov. 07, 2025

If you asked people where they were and what they were doing when they had the first experience they... Read More

When Your Co-Worker is a Robot Nov. 06, 2025

Am I being paranoid? In the same week that Amazon announces it is firing 14,000 workers, The New Yor... Read More

An Ode to the Perfect Ride Nov. 01, 2025

A humble roller coaster exists, a sacred jewel of a ride that we as a culture don't talk about enoug... Read More

Mild, Multilevel Me Oct. 31, 2025

I have nothing against doctors. Some of them have saved my life. Some of them have damn near killed ... Read More

Give Your Career a Rest. Hibernate Now! Oct. 30, 2025