Georgia Garvey

Georgia Garvey

Georgia Garvey

Georgia Garvey is a writer, wife and mother to two boys for whom she prioritizes kindness and good manners above all other accomplishments. 

She previously worked at the Chicago Tribune, RedEye and Daily Herald newspapers, and was the editor-in-chief of the Tribune Publishing's Pioneer Press and Lake County News-Sun publications. 

She lives in suburban Illinois, where, each day, she battles the tempestuous and formidable faucet in her kitchen sink. 

Recently Published

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Mr. Trump Goes to the Grocery Store Dec 13, 2025

CCTV captured this (completely fake) conversation between President Donald Trump and a grocery store... Read More

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A Thanksgiving Turkey to Forget Nov 22, 2025

I'll start by making a few things clear: I love my father, I love cooking and I love Thanksgiving. A... Read More

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We're Here, We're Annoyed and We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore Nov 15, 2025

I'm forming a new political party. No offense intended to the two major ones we already have, but t... Read More

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Fear the Stopped Clock of the American Electorate Nov 08, 2025

I once met a man who claimed to make up his mind who he wanted in presidential elections only after ... Read More